[In your best Mandarin-inflected Engrish]
Hi sexy man!
You want come pray wif Corona-chan?
I'm no rear a-Japaneess, I CHINESE, buh you carr me wha-evah you wan when we together.
Me rov you rong time, three to fouhteen day befoh you even stah to noootice, yes?
I give you nice time, maybe hurt a rittoh but good foh immune system in rong run.
Woman too! I no care. But no ol prease, I not do werr with ol, get vely bad resurt.
If you young though, if you young and so hohny, you come to Corona, she make you so happy!
I make you rie in bed vely rong weeks, I go everywhere get rid of arr you teeenshion. Yes?
I be one inside you this time, but that okay right? It okay to try something different once in while!
Westerner so uptight, not good at all, so stiff, never rerax.
China man he work arr day, work more harder you, but he still come see Corona when day ovah.
You rearn from him. You come see me, we make deal, you get contracted with me, yes?
Okay I see you soon! Okay bye-bye!